28.8.11

Orks! - review by Grizzly

"Improper paddle-handling causes Tendinitis"

* SPOILER*

Despite the tag line; no one gets their face eaten off.

Oh... and the "Orcs" suck.

Garbage (imdb).




Not enough Orcs.

Shitty fucking Orcs.

No boob (Human or Orc)



So why even rate it a 1/10 ?

Because I'm in a good mood.

Despite the complete lack of Orcs.





Artist's impression of Grizzly Porkiff contemplating how disappointed he is by a movie that seems to promise so much more by way of Orcs:

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