Midnight Movie - review by Grizzly

"Timmy can fit"

Inspired by Snout’s ability to pop out another review this month I offer the following account of Midnight Movie (imdb).

Dark Country - review by Snout

"Don't tell me you're one of those 'I never take a wrong turn' guys...."

"I never turn"

I should have never taken on so much uni work this semester. Two subjects while working full-time? Yes, I am serious, having a sook and delusional all at the same time. It's not so much the amount of work but someone in Foxtel land is out to get me to fail. Every time I try and start some study, there is always a horror movie on. Fox is not really know for showing horror movies as they are more likely to show That Darn Cat. I was almost going to turn it over to watch "That Darn Cat" for shits and giggles but I thought of my wife and how she would have had to clean up the aftermath of my copremesis. I am not going to explain to you what that is (as we are a PG15 - M rated blog site) and I am "Thinking of the children". Speaking of copremesis and children, the same thing happened to me when I watched the "Children of the Corn" remake. WHAT A TURKEY

Housekeeping 4 March 2011: Monkey Sex

Wow.

This month (I mean last month) we were so slack we didn't even do the housekeeping.

Better late than never. 

It's time to give the bowl a scrubbin'.

House by the Cemetery - review by Snout

TRACK PLAYING:

'SHE WAS THE UNIVERSE' BY THE OCEAN FROM 'ANTHROPOCENTRIC'

"The smell of the rooms terrifies me and lures me..... the smell of blood"

There's just something about Italian Horror films. They all look as budget as shit, are overdubbed poorly and always have a main character in it that looks like a transvestite/freak.(See Peter Bark from Burial Ground. Zombie's that operate machinery!) If you watch Italian horror films, you know what I mean. In this, it happens to be an eight-year old kid. From the very first scene you see 'shim' in it and it brings back the old thoughts of "yep, there is that someone with a punchable face again". Wow this kid is annoying. Obviously I can't punch an eight year old kid in the face but I surely can give him an atomic wedgie.

House 4 - review by Grizzly

House 4 review. You know what to do.