"I'm talkin' a chilli three-way"
So with the present review of Scarecrow Gone Wild (imdb) and the Grilled Snout's recent review of Husk I officially declare October to be Corn-Hole month on Bmovie Cheese.
Let the corn-holin' begin !
It would be unfair to pick on Scarecrow Gone Wild. With a peak at the poster art it's clear that you really have to leave your brain at the door with this one. And as long as you do leave said brain at the door I'm gonna go out on a limb and actually recommend this piece of trash.
For there are several reasons why:
Reason number 1: Ken Shamrock
Yessir, fans of early UFC and mid 90's WWE know what the fuck old Grizz be talkin' about.
Shamrock has a cameo role in Scarecrow Gone Wild. Strange, but true. And totally fucking awesome.
Whilst his fistycuffs with the scarecrow is something of a massive anti-climix - who gives a fuck? - all that matters is that "The World's Most Dangerous Man" does indeed - go toe to toe with a zombie scarecrow.
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT!??!
Boobs you say?
Reason 2: Boob
For Scarecrow Gone Wild is quite generous in the old jug dept. Not a heap of boob, but a liberal dose of lingering, unnecessary and out of context boob - just the way we like it here at Bmovie Cheese.
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So yeah. Take it from old Grizz. You best give Husk a miss and get some o' this old Ken Shamrock action into yer corn-hole.
Give your brain a break.
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