Chapter 1: Workin for the ma'am
The year 2010 was a very dangerous place for two would-be furry meat plant escapees. The space babes had won the war and subsequently enslaved man and animal alike to vast underground breeding stations - to toil among, and impregnate space amazon babes at an alarming rate. Zinc supplies were low; death rates were high among the prison populations.
But these were the lucky ones; for the lesser beings, the "Muties" as they were known, were forced to work in the strange alien abattoirs that provided nourishment to the naked space babe overlords. It is here, in these mechanical pits of meat production, that two half-man-half pigs, The Grilled Snout and Grizzly Porkiff first met, and subsequently hatched their daring escape plan.
Chapter 2: Escape from New Pork
Assigned to yak and beaver penis pie duties the two were not entirely unhappy with their duties, The Grilled Snout to this day, recalls fondly the flipping of those flappy little sheaths into the grinder portals. And if an occasional off-cut or two made it into his own little piggy tummy then so be it.
But this kind of life just wouldn't do for our two porky friends. Man beasts such as these need their freedom: to roam the wild plains and forage the mighty jungle, to molest the great ape and rule the seven seas with a mighty cloven fist... and to review horror movies for you. And so it came to pass that a plan was hatched in their conniving little brains.
"Porkiff" Said the Snout.
"What is it my porkie litte comrade?" Replied the great boar Grizzly.
"Lets escape this alien abattoir, and roam the mighty waste-lands afar, to watch horror movies and rate them mostly on their titty content" Said the Snout in between sly bites of yak and beaver penis pie.
And so they began to plan...
Chapter 3: A Scatological Strategy
Chapter 4: B-Movie Cheese
And so it is told; this is how the mutant man-pigs escaped their underground prison.
And they lived happily ever after reviewing all manner of B-Movies for you, right here in the mutant waste-lands of B-Movie Cheese.
The End... for now.
