“It sure is horny… for an eyeball”
The Killer Eye (imdb) is essentially 75 minutes of giant eyeball man and slow motion soft porn.
Nuff said.
Dr Grady is running experiments in the field of perception, and he’s had a breakthrough in his attempt to prove the existence of the eighth dimension.
Of course this discovery has been conducted with scientific and ethical rigor - Dr Brady enlists a homeless prostitute boy as an experimental subject - administering drugs into his eyeballs and instructing him to look into a special eyeball machine.
As a result of this process a temporary rift is created between our world and that of the eighth dimension. A Giant Eyeball bursts forth from the street kid's head (to replicate special effects blow up a balloon whilst looking at your own shadow) and as our poor laboratory participant dies on the floor the Gigantic Eyeball slithers away.
It slithers away that is, after spending some considerable time examining the various medical charts displayed throughout the laboratory.... It shows particular interest in those diagrams depicting... human reproductive organs…
Eg:
Whilst all of this is taking place Dr Grady’s wife is visiting her neighbors, and by visiting I mean engaging in extended slow motion soft porn scenes. How extended? I’m keeping count:
A full 6 minutes in the first 20 minutes of the film consists of two uninterrupted 3 minute sex scenes.
In slow motion.
And the rest of the film follows suit with the Giant (phallic) Eyeball essentially hypnotizing it's "victims" into a state of hallucinatory heightened sexuality. The Eyeball itself alternates between creepy voyeur and full blown participant. There is a shower scene that must be seen to be believed.
This is bargain cheese of the highest order.
Let me break it down for you:
Total running time: 66:25 mins
Total slow motion soft porn content: 10:15 mins
That’s 15% slow motion giant-eye-fuckage per hour hour.
Where else can you get that?
