28.8.11

Orks! - review by Grizzly

"Improper paddle-handling causes Tendinitis"

* SPOILER*

Despite the tag line; no one gets their face eaten off.

Oh... and the "Orcs" suck.

Garbage (imdb).


17.8.11

I Drink Your Blood - review by Grizzly


















"I'm only a veterinarian Pete... and your sisters not an animal"

Ever take drugs, wake up feeling shit and wonder what the hell you did the night before?

Ever take drugs, worship Satan, get infected by rabies and go on a killing spree?

I Drink Your Blood (imdb) might be the cautionary tale to change your ways.


9.8.11

The Dark Power - review by Grizzly
















"Die you corpse"

Everything about it screams terrible. And yet I loved it.