Following my recent Subspecies Box Set review I felt so empty and unmotivated; how does one follow-up such a glorious month of non-stop cheese? Despite the brief highlight of Grilled Snout's Howling Reborn review I found I had sunk to an all time low. I was lap-dancing at the local titty-bar for second hand copies of Children of the Corn sequels when Old Snouty gave me the call. Our discussion centered around the latest addition to the never ending bowel movement that is the (once mighty) Hellraiser series... we realized we had most likely missed a few of the intervening sequels.
As a result I would like to announce that we will be conducting a joint review of every Hellraiser movie - oh fuck yes - over the next month or two. The original trilogy Box-set has been retrieved from the enormous pile of horror DVDs and The Box-set containing parts 4 through 8 has been ordered - we are simply waiting for that pile of turd to arrive in the mail. And then it shall begin.
The box... we opened it... you came.
Welcome to hell.